Last week Senator Larry Craig kept his promise to "intend to resign" by the end of this month. He has resigned to intend to keep his post as U.S. Senator until the judge rules on not only whether he can change his plea, but through the outcome of the result to overturn his plea deal conviction. In short, he ain't going, folks. That could easily take months. IN FACT, IT WILL!
That's really what he "intended" to do all along.
He's got Billy Martin, one of the best lawyers money can buy these days (not that it helped Scooter Libby or Michael Vick all that much), and a mouthful of legal and political mumbo-jumbo to spit out at the media wolves and buy time until the final judicial determination is made, and perhaps more time than that, since it is unlikely he will do time for any of this regardless of outcome.
This good news must be giving the GOP agita since all of this fun will likely flow well into 2008, and will make wonderful cake and ice cream for the Dems to serve out to its guests for several months as well. I just can't wait for the political commercials, not just those after the nominees are picked, but the ones running up to the conventions. If I were Hillary, Obama or John (I'll bet John will), I'd be making Larry Craig fudge-packers for lunch right now, ready to serve on Super Tuesday.
If I were advising Rudy, I'd tell him to make up with his kids ASAP, so they can help him delete all versions of his gay pride day cross-dressing videos off the web, especially those on YouTube.
Only O.J. ranks higher on the hypocrisy scale of "IF I DID IT" True Charlie Murphy Stories.
Yup. Y'all got played.
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