Sex in the Promotion of Eating

The promotion of eats with sex is becoming more prevalent, thanks to the apparent success of Subway's "$5 foot-long" sub sandwich. Just 10 minutes before I wrote this and found this video, I saw a very provocative Dannon Yogurt commercial where a chick grabs a container of yogurt, and right there sucks the yogurt - all of it - into her mouth so hard the suction pulls and collapses the container. She ends it by licking the extra yogurt (i.e. cum) that got on her lips and cheeks. Nasty fucker, isn't she? Boy I'd love to get with her, the perfect girl to bring home to meet Mom.

As for the yogurt? I don't like yogurt. That's for her to suck up an' munch on. In the meantime, enjoy this scrumptious brand from Quizno's. Dee-light-ful!