31 December 2007

The Perfect Season 14-0

well I said it and now they've done it. The Pats, who played a game against a playoff-bound Giants team that (1) took the risk of having its starters in to stop the Pats and paid the price with 3 injuries, (2) clearly studied the game videos of the near-wins by the Bills and Eagles a few weeks before and used everything they learned, and (3) played one helluva game, perhaps their best this season, and was winning at halftime with the Pats worried their train ride might end Saturday, once again pulled that old hat out the bag one more time, exerted all their energy and muster and pulled it through. With everything on the line, and a formidable opponent (who they may face again in the Super Bowl) almost prevailing, the Pats proved they are the best team in football in a generation. Whoa Whoa to the New England Patriots!


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29 December 2007

Let's Not Forget About our Friends in Iraq

...just thought you'd like this shot. FYI: Iraq, with the bulk of the Euphrates River running through it, is the eastern half of the Fertile Crescent, the cradle of civilization...

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Beautiful, isn't it? How in hell could mankind want to destroy it?

28 December 2007

Pakistan is Now the New Epicenter of Terrorism

make no mistake about it - no matter what the outcome of the recent assassination of Benazir Bhutto, Pakistan is perfectly poised to become the new response point of a new level of militancy and terrorism in the world. Expect to see more spectacular acts of terror, ranging without doubt from more car bombings at crucial Western markets and transportation points, to 9/11-level catastrophes by 2011. If for no other reason, it will be the 10th anniversary of 9/11/2001.

Pakistan

Country Map : Pakistan

I hope you're listening. Al-Qaeda has already established a strong, relatively-permanent (and most likely very mobile), base of operations in Wazirastan, the western, mountainous, and well-defended and populous provinces of Pakistan. Uncontrollable by the Musharraf government, they are strong enough to establish & maintain leadership in an area quickly, and perhaps mobile enough (thanks to the 'spreading of the faith' thru the Internet, video feeds to news media, and speeches like the tape coming out soon from Bin-Laden) that make it able to re-establish leadership when needed where its support is strong, as they appear to have done in Wazirastan. They also almost did it in Sudan, and they definitely did it with the Taliban in Afghanistan. Perhaps the Wazir, cousins of the Afghans, can did where their brother is coming from. Perhaps they feel the same way and Bin Laden speaks to them, to the heart.

So how do you combat the heart? This is the core issue that has to be either defeated or embraced into a peaceful co-existence. That co-existence is likely impossible, so we have to either change our ways to accommodate their fears or fight and defend ourselves. Sadly, this one doesn't have much of a choice but to fight.

Our world is far from perfect. But at least for the most part no one is telling me what to do. In fact, unless it breaks some rule that I agreed to abide, or involves the unspeakable, I'm probably free to do what I want. That is NOT what Islam offers me, I suspect. While I respect Islam highly, I am not a religious person. That means not Christian, either. I'm happy I can live somewhere where I am relatively free to be who I want to be, not what someone else wants.

The threat of Pakistan is a strong military force and nuclear weapons. More than enough firepower, under the wrong hands, to strike out decisively against Israel, or India, or Iraq. I doubt they'll mess with Iran, but if to start a regional chain reaction of wars, especially those that bring in the United States, I'm not so sure they wouldn't.

We must realize NOW that we are in true danger from other world powers! Not as a demagogy, but as a fundamental sea change in how the rest of the world sees itself, not how they see us. In fact, they are dismissive more and more of our Western Anglo view of the world. Whether you like it or not the influence and power of the non-U.S. world is slowly diminishing, and our ability to be the preeminent world power is weakening. Expect Al-Qaeda to be on the move from now until the end of the decade, with stunning results.

27 December 2007

Wind Power is the Wave of the Future

Well, we could use wind power to power these turnpike vehicles....


Well these days hot air will blow just about anything, won't it W? Why not use the shit y'all blowing as an ergonomic clean alternative fuel? It could save the planet, make our air less gray, make some folks a little quieter. It might stink a little more but it stinks anyway out there, fuckit.

23 December 2007

As We Get Closer To Nirvana.....

Uhhh....Just a reminder - The Pats are getting reeeeel close, boys . . .

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Lombardi Trophy, here they come . . .

21 December 2007

Huckabee

Persuasive?

'Putt Li'l Luv in Your Heart...'

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — In more than a decade of presiding over this state, Mike Huckabee produced a legacy like few other Republican governors in the South, surprising even liberal Democrats with his willingness to upend some of Arkansas’s more parochial traditions.

Republican Presidential hopeful, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, center, and actor Chuck Norris, right, listen to Huckabee's new national campaign chairman Ed Rollins, left, Friday, Dec. 14, 2007,  during a news conference  in Concord, N.H. From AP Photo by Jim Cole.

the New meets the Old Power Generation: Rollins, Hukabee and Norris. What a trio! See full-size pic on FeedBurner --------->

A review of his record as governor shows that, beginning in 1996, he drove through a series of changes that transformed education and health insurance in Arkansas, achievements that were never tried by most of his predecessors, including Bill Clinton.

But he is also remembered in the state for a style of governing that tended to freeze out anyone of any party who disagreed with his plans. He did not, for example, seek Mr. Clinton’s conciliatory middle, or try to court skeptical state lawmakers. Though he was considered as persuasive a speechmaker as he had been a pastor, Mr. Huckabee largely kept his own counsel — in politics, ethics and a singular clemency policy that continues to haunt him.

Republican presidential hopeful, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, left, is seen after playing the guitar at Elektrisola  in Boscawen, N.H. Friday, Dec. 14, 2007. At right, his wife Janet Huckabee. From AP Photo by Cheryl Senter.
Ready to git down on the guitar...

07 December 2007

At Times Like This They Wish for a Little More Larry Craig...

Doug Mills/The New York Times

Thomas Kean and Lee Hamilton releasing the Sept. 11 commission's report. A lotta good that did. So is this the part where we say what else is new? The CIA erased the tapes again. What is this, a Watergate holiday season coming up or something?

WASHINGTON, Dec. 7 — Angry Democratic lawmakers called for investigations today into the Central Intelligence Agency’s destruction in 2005 of at least two videotapes documenting the interrogation of two Qaeda operatives in the agency’s custody.

Senator Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts accused the C.I.A. of “a cover-up,” while Senator Richard J. Durbin of Illinois said it was possible that people at the agency had engaged in obstruction of justice. Both called on Attorney General Michael Mukasey to investigate.

“We haven’t seen anything like this since the 18½ -minute gap on the tapes of Richard Nixon,” Mr. Kennedy said in a speech on the Senate floor, as reaction to the disclosure about the videotapes seemed to intensify minute by minute.

Mr. Durbin, the Democratic whip, said he had written Mr. Mukasey to ask for an inquiry into “whether C.I.A. officials who destroyed these videotapes and withheld information about their existence from official proceedings violated the law.”

The speeches by Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Durbin followed an angry statement by Representative Jane Harman of California, head of the Homeland Security subcommittee on intelligence and terrorism risk assessment. Ms. Harman, who was the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee in early 2003, said she cautioned C.I.A. officials then not to destroy any videotapes pertaining to interrogation practices.

“To my knowledge, the Intelligence Committee was never informed that any videotapes had been destroyed,” Ms. Harman said. “Surely I was not.”

Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee wrote to Mr. Mukasey and the C.I.A. director, Gen. Michael V. Hayden, today asking whether the Justice Department advised the C.I.A. on the destruction of the videotapes, and whether the department was now contemplating an investigation into possible obstruction of justice.

Late Thursday, Senator John D. Rockefeller 4th, the West Virginia Democrat who heads the Senate Intelligence Committee, said he committee “must review the full history and chronology of the tapes, how they were used, and the reasons for destroying them.” At least one Republican lawmaker has also expressed dismay over the destruction of the tapes.

The C.I.A.’s destruction of the tapes came in the midst of Congressional and legal scrutiny about its secret detention program, according to current and former government officials.

President Bush “has no recollection of being made aware of the tapes or their destruction before yesterday,” the chief White House spokeswoman, Dana Perino, said today.

As to whether there would be investigation by the Justice Department, Ms. Perino said: “I know that the C.I.A. Director is gathering facts and our White House Counsel’s Office is supporting them in that. Whether or not there is going to be an investigation to that scale will have to be determined by others.”

She said President Bush has “complete confidence” in General Hayden.

The videotapes showed agency operatives in 2002 subjecting terrorism suspects — including Abu Zubaydah, the first detainee in C.I.A. custody — to severe interrogation techniques. The tapes were destroyed in part because officers were concerned that video showing harsh interrogation methods could expose agency officials to legal risks, several officials said.

“But that excuse won’t wash,” Senator Kennedy said today. “Does the director believe the C.I.A.’s buildings are not secure? Would it be beyond the agency’s technical expertise to preserve the tapes while hiding the identity of its employees? Does the director believe that the C.I.A.’s employees cannot be trusted not to leak materials that might harm the agency?

“Or does he know that the interrogation techniques are so abhorrent that they could not remain unknown much longer?”

Another prominent Democrat, Senator Carl Levin of Michigan, weighed in with similar remarks. Mr. Levin called the C.I.A. explanation “a pathetic excuse.”

“You’d have to burn every document at the C.I.A. that has the identity of an agent on it under that theory,” Mr. Levin, chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, said at a Capitol Hill news conference.

Ms. Harman, now head of the Homeland Security subcommittee on intelligence and terrorism risk assessment, said, “This matter must be promptly and fully investigated.” She noted that in early 2003 she received “a highly classified briefing” on C.I.A. interrogation practices from the agency’s general counsel, and that she had expressed “serious concerns” in a letter to the lawyer afterward.

“I call for my letter of February 2003, which was never responded to and has been in the C.I.A.’s files ever since, to be declassified,” the Congresswoman said.

In a statement to employees on Thursday, Gen. Michael V. Hayden, the C.I.A. director, said that the decision to destroy the tapes was made “within the C.I.A.” and that they were destroyed to protect the safety of undercover officers and because they no longer had intelligence value.

The destruction of the tapes raises questions about whether agency officials withheld information from Congress, the courts and the Sept. 11 commission about aspects of the program.

29 November 2007

The Legacy of Nixon in all its Evil Lives On!

what do Bush, Cheney, Thompson, Clinton, and Rumsfeld all have in common?

Richard Milhous Nixon, the 37th President of the United States.

Nixon was a colorful figure, a complex figure, a controversial figure to say the least. But he was first and formost an imperial President, a menancing creature we have seen evolve since Reagan, Bush I, even Clinton (as the new Camelot). And now in W we have the beginning of the worst of our fears. He who has the gold makes the rules, my dad always said. Fine time to switch to silver. Or Euros. Will the next president be more imperial and omnipresent? You bet! The current front runners, as well as the ones mentioned at the beginning of this page (I won't even undignify myself or you by calling them "people"), will continue the evils reigns. Looking at the current Prez candidate pool, it looks like imperialism will likely grow into a new phase that could spell implications for an America you don't want to live in, I fear.

Yes, even if Obama, or Hukabee, or Edwards or Paul wins, the populist power of the people may be eventually compromised by a higher imperial power - the corporate interests. All of the folks mentioned above are either imperialists now, or, I beleive, in some form they will be imperialists still.

Among those who worked for Nixon, or did something in relation to Nixon the darkside prevails. Namely Hillary and Fred, who served on the Watergate committees. They fermented their imperialist styles from touching the third rail of Nixon, the evil rail, that drove him to destruction in office and will drive them to moral destruction should they inherit the power.

The remainders sharpened their claws on the backs of Reagan (a warhawk president), Bush (a warhawk who led us into a major war), or Clinton (the man who would be king if the public opinion polls permitted). A great lot of imperialists trainees we've had in the fold.

Why am I telling you all this? Because before you vote, you should know that the evil lives on.

22 November 2007

...And Recapping Some Stories...

Let's start with - who else - Larry Craig! News flash: it Thanksgiving, and he still hasn't resigned. And probably never will. He will exit no doubt at the same time the next Democratic President is elected - in January 2009. This shit stain on the GOP will be ebbing, flowing, and smellin' up the joint, it is now apparent, well into the 2008 election year.

That gives the Democrats, especially now with Romney faltering in the polls and Rudy's skeletons starting to come out the woodwork, a major chance to take advantage of the primary season which will start in January to COLLECTIVELY start pounding the GOP on ethics and good government and inside-the-beltway politics. The latter issue will make Hillary cringe, but she'll be best served if she weathers that storm and wins the nomination, as it will take her right into the main election season this fall with likely one or two Republican scandals active in time for the public to chew on before they vote. Kerik and Craig could give the GOP nominee an Advil headache. Huckabee, however, may be able to raise above the fray if he is the nominee, if he can stay in long enough to be considered for the nomination.

O.J.'s recent hearing for standing trial in infamous "I want my stuff back" raid in Las Vegas, although pending, is somewhat turning in O.J.'s favor. Now the judge isn't so sure O.J. conspired or planned an armed assault, or that his plan to get his stuff back was incorporated with an intent to come in armed. As I've said, I think he's gonna walk on this....

and Michael Nutter, mayor-elect of Philadelphia, has just named former DC Chief of Police Charles Ramsey as successor to tired-assed-old current police commissioner Sylvester Johnson.

Good, a change much needed. Ramsey, who was head of the DC Metropolitan police during the DC sniper case of 2003 and oversaw the Chandra Levy murder case of 2001 (THE story before 9/11 that summer), is more than equipped for the job. During the high-profile murder, which implicated a U.S. Senator, and the overall state of emergency with the snipers on the loose, he was diligent, cool-headed, took leadership, and kept agencies well-coordinated. And he caught those guys in what was a tough case to track for an M.O. He'll be testing his skills while trying to put a lid on a virtually lawless Philadelphia.

oh...and today's weather: 63 in New York, 68 in Philly, 71 in DC. sunny and very nice, but rain and a lot colder weather is on the way...

Uhhh.....You Actually Have to Ask?

while trolling the Village Voice online, I was checking out the sex advice page of the outragous Dan Savage, and of course he had one helluva question from one of his audiences:

Q. I am a 21-year-old, attractive straight male with an identical twin brother, also straight. I've never understood the "twin-fetish" thing, and whenever girls mentioned it, my response was confusion and disgust. Thing is, I was at a party with my brother a week ago, and this girl stated quite plainly that she had a thing for twins and wanted to do both of us at the same time. This girl is hot—great body, fuck-me eyes, likes to take control. And so my brother and I decided that we weren't so disgusted with the idea after all.

but here's the PART that set me for a spin (especially the blue-lettered part):

I have two questions: How common is this twin-fetish thing? And where's the incest line? This girl says she wants to see my brother and me kiss, but I don't want to do that if it crosses the incest line. —A Nervous Twin


HELLOOOW.....if you ask to ask where the line in incest is where it involves kissing your brother, you've got some serious straight-up (no pun intended) issues!

Lika whaddaya mean you"don't want to do that
IF it crosses the incest line"?? What are they teaching in your house? Can't wait to meet the parents. Sounds like you have major issues with your sexuality! On the other hand, a hot girl will make most guys do almost anything.....

But hey....speaking for myself and the staff and the viewers out there, let us know when the video of you guys is posted on YouTube, thank u very mucho.

21 November 2007

By the way.....

who's gittin the trophy this year???

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What Thanksgiving?

Let's hope we all get through the next election. Who the hell are we going to trust the next 4, most likely 8 years, to? Hillary? Rudy? Barack? Hukabee??

Let's face it - we face a complex host of problems and no one of them alone has anywhere near the capability of successfully solving it. Either because they're too much an insider, too much a demagogue, or too much inexperienced with global world power domination as the game is played by that A-Rod of Nations, the United States.

Like A-Rod, it gets greedy. It always wants more, until sooner or later it bites off its lip. The United States has now reached the A-Rod moment when he feels his worth is more than everyone else feels it is. And he learns it the hard way. OPEC is considering valuing the price of oil against the Euro, instead of the dollar. Do you know what that means?

OhhhhhhShhiiittt!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

hey yo!...just a little hello....hope everyone has a safe and happy thanksgiving and get home safe!

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14 November 2007

The Economy


Study: Philly housing prices show first decline in 5 years
The Associated Press


PHILADELPHIA - A new study apparently confirms what real estate agents in
Philadelphia have been expecting: Home prices in the city are on the
decline for the first time in five years.


Wharton business school economist Kevin Gillen is out with his latest
quarterly survey of the city's real estate market. It covers July, August
and September.


Gillen finds that home prices in Philadelphia are dropping for the first
time since 2002, although the decline, he says, is "very modest" , only one
percent over three months.

Gillen says Philadelphia was late to the housing boom, so he's not

surprised the city is late to the downturn. He expects prices continue to
fall but at a slow pace , as he puts it, "like a feather."

13 November 2007

Who I Aspire to Be - A Most-Patient Murderer

Murder most patient.

To all of you with late-life literary ambitions, to all of you who've collected enough rejection slips to paper a room, we bring today tidings of great joy in the person of Robin Hathaway.

Hathaway, who splits her days between Philadelphia and New York, didn't begin writing until she was 50. For 10 years, everything she wrote was rejected. Her first novel was accepted and published when she was 60. In the spring, St. Martin's Press will publish Sleight of Hand, Hathaway's eighth mystery, which, like most of her other novels, is set in Philadelphia.

Along the way, she has attracted devoted readers and won two prestigious awards. At 73, she brims with new literary projects and a zest for life that's as palpable as it is enviable.

Her advice to struggling authors: "You can't take it personally. You can't think it's because of your work. It's a matter of taste and luck and whether you hit somebody at the right time. You have to keep on going. You can't give up, and it's never too late to start."

Hathaway is her maiden name and pen name. Her legal name is Robin Keisman. Her husband, Robert Keisman, is also her muse and the inspiration for Dr. Andrew Fenimore. Hathaway calls Fenimore, the protagonist of her first series of mysteries, her husband's clone.

Like Keisman, Fenimore is a cardiologist. "He believes in solo practice and spending time with patients and the art of medicine," Hathaway says. "He's kind, intellectual, a low-key kind of sleuth." And in five novels, he keeps happening upon murdered corpses and methodically assembling clues to figure out whodunit and how.

"I always thought diagnosing a disease was similar to working out a murder," Hathaway says. "You gather evidence and put it together and work out a solution."

Jack Kelly cameo

The fictional Fenimore lives on Spruce Street in Center City; his adventures are steeped in local lore. The Doctor Rocks the Boat, for instance, takes place on Boathouse Row and features a cameo appearance by the famed oarsman Jack Kelly, Princess Grace's brother.

(In real life, Robert Keisman was greeted by Jack Kelly when, out of curiosity, Kesiman knocked on the Vesper Boat Club door. After a short tour, Kelly invited Keisman, then a resident at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, to join for a nominal fee.)

Hathaway was born and grew up in Germantown and was educated at Germantown Friends School. Her parents were artists. Her father, John Hathaway, won awards at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts and distinction for his skill with stained glass.

Robin Hathaway majored in English at Smith College, where she took a short-story class taught by Alfred Kazin, the literary critic and cultural historian. One of her fellow pupils was Sylvia Plath.

After college, she lived in an apartment at 13th and Pine Streets and busied herself taking photographs of derelict buildings in what was then rundown Society Hill and preparing to write the Great American Novel.

"I wrote really depressing short stories. I would give them to guys to read and wonder why they never came back," she said and laughed. Only one swain did - Robert Keisman. Recalls Hathaway: "He said to me, 'Why don't you write something more cheerful?' "

The couple married and moved to the rural reaches of western Delaware County, where they rented a tenant farmhouse and Robin reared their two daughters while running a graphic arts business.

Getting started

When Hathaway turned 50, her husband admonished her: "You always wanted to write. Don't you think it's time to get started?"

In three years, Hathaway produced three novels. Here the story becomes predictable. She sent the manuscripts to publisher after publisher. Rejection after rejection. At first they were pro forma, automatic. In time some came back with indications of actual human consideration, even an encouraging comment or two. Still, they were rejections.

After 10 years, Hathaway was ready to quit. One day, her older daughter, Julie, noticed an entry form for a mystery-writing contest sponsored by St. Martin's Press. She urged her mother to give it a try. "I thought, why not?" Hathaway recalls. "This will be my last thing." She submitted her entry and forgot about it.

Nine months later, a senior editor at St. Martin's called with some astonishing news: Hathaway's first mystery novel, The Doctor Digs a Grave, had won the Malice Domestic Award for best first traditional mystery (or "cozy" in the parlance of the mystery writer's trade, as in "tea cozy"). St. Martin's would publish the book and send her a $10,000 advance.

It gets better: A year later, the same book won a coveted Agatha from the Mystery Writers of America for best first novel. Among mystery novelists, an Agatha is equivalent to an Oscar.

Reviewers have praised Hathaway for her "easygoing, unpretentious touch" and her "smooth and entertaining blend of jargon-free medical lore, little-known historical facts and credible mystery plotting." In Mystery Scene Magazine, The Doctor Digs a Grave was hailed as "the perfect combination of the old and the new. The plot is as mysterious as old-fashioned mysteries but the telling is sleek and fashionable and right up to date."

"Her books have a sweet sense of humor," says Ruth Cavin, Hathaway's editor at St. Martin's. "She's very real, and her characters seem very real, the sort of nice people - and maybe not so nice people - you might like to meet. She brings them all to life."

Cavin describes Hathaway as "one of the most lovely persons I've come across in my work." Physically slight, quiet and shy, Hathaway gravitates toward the fringe of the crowd, unnoticed, Cavin says. There, she observes the human pageant, which she records with fond amusement and benign tolerance.

None of Hathaway's books has climbed the best-seller list, but they sell steadily to devoted readers and are in libraries all over the world. Her mysteries are published in Japan and Canada, and she's received appreciative e-mail messages from people in the Netherlands, Singapore, Australia and New Zealand.

In 2003, Hathaway launched a new suspense series with Scarecrow, which introduced Jo Banks, a glamorous but defrocked Manhattan pediatrician who seeks solace in South Jersey, specifically the area around Salem and Bridgeton. "It's in a time warp," Hathaway says. "It hasn't changed since 1930." There, Banks provides medical services at motels and makes house calls on a motorcycle.

"She's my alter ego," Hathaway says. "She does all the stuff I never had the nerve to do."

For the last 25 years, Hathaway and her husband have lived in Brewerytown, in one of several rowhouses once occupied by managers at a nearby defunct brewery. During the week, she's in New York, where, when it comes to mystery writing, "everything is going on." There, she does the bulk of her writing. She writes in longhand on a legal tablet between 8 a.m. and noon.

New York may be where the action is, but Philadelphia is where her heart resides. Hathaway spends her weekends here, and this is where she does most of her research. She loves exploring local history, and her research for each mystery typically fills several cardboard boxes and consumes at least a third of the time it takes to produce a book (usually about a year).

"Philadelphia has such a rich historical background," says Hathaway, who owns several early volumes of Philadelphia history. "A lot of things aren't generally known. There's no lack of material. It's just loaded."

Her next two mysteries in the Dr. Fenimore series will not disappoint readers seeking a local angle. The Doctor and the Dancing Bear is about gypsies and mystic monks along the Wissahickon, while The Doctor and 'Dem Golden Slippers' will involve, obviously, the Mummers.

Hathaway's fourth-quarter literary success has only fired her ambition. She has no intention of slowing down. Why would she? She's having too much fun.

"What I love about what I'm doing is that it's opened so many other doors," Hathaway says. "I always wanted to teach and now, thanks to this, I got over my stage fright."

The real joy, and occasional agony, remains the writing, doing what she always dreamed of doing as a new Smith graduate with visions of literary glory.

"When I write, I go into another world," Hathaway says. "My husband can tell if I'm working on a book because my voice sounds far away. Stuff comes to me that I don't consciously think about. When my imagination takes over, that's the best part, the happiest part."


To listen to an interview with the mystery writer, go to http://go.philly.com/robinhathaway


staff writer Art Carey acarey@phillynews.com and visit www.robinhathaway.com.

11 November 2007

Presidential Race Heating Up?

Not an important question at this time, but some notable events have occured:

1. HIllary Clinton is still reeling and trying to recover from her off-balanced responses to questions at the Democratic debate in Philadelphia about driver's licenses for illegal immigrants heraled by New York state Gov. Eliot Spitzer (who himself found his own public opinion polls rather week this week);

2. Rudy Guiliaini's politics becoming unbearable: first the endorsement of Pat Robertson (although an inevitability as seeing Rudy as their best chance to stop HIllary, and to keep on appointing conservative judges), but much worse the indictment of Bernie Kerik, his close pal and former Homeland Security appointee, who did "one helluva job" training Iraqi police forces (if you can call it that). Whatever - Bernie's only being accused of conspriacy, fraud, and racketeering through doing business with a company that has ties to organized crime figures in the Mob, not to mention the wiretapping of one of Jeanne Pirro's husband for blackmail purposes. Got a sweet deal on that deck at his condo from that mob-connected company, too.

Rudy's problem is of course how do you spin all that? Well, we try folks, we try....

3. Barack Obama's trying to ride the wave of (a): the benefits of attacks on Hillary at the Philadelphia debate (not to mention those Hillary attacks levied by John Edwards, Rudy, and others), and (b): trying to look more Presidential while at the same time look like HIllary, i.e. Presidential. He's been criticized for not attacking her and others more aggresively. He saw it as risky, but he certainly enjoyed the spoils of victory by attacking her credibility on various substantive issues, making her look like a waffler. And on Meet the Press last Sunday, he also stood up to one of the princes of the Fourth Estate, Tim Russert, when questioned about taking PAC money and donations from friends with legal woes. He's still struggling with attack projection, and if he goes too far it will likely hurt him (that why you should let Edwards do the attacking), but for now he should keep doing what everyone has asked him to do . . .

that said, watch for Rudy to play the race and gender card sometime before this year is out. no doubt, once threatened with a serious Obama turn, Rudy may have no choice in his limited repetoire but to turn on racial-bias doubt for the kill. Obama must head that off early not only to dispel the myth, but expose the person whom for some reason feels he/she can't win on their merits...

4. Michael Nutter won the Mayor's seat of the City of Philadelphia, making him the city's 3rd African-American mayor, and the city has not only seen itself run by black cheif executives for the past 9 years, it will be at least 13 years with Nutter, and 25 years since Wilson Goode took the seat of power in 1983. It must have been fun to win the election within a day of the recent Democratic debate at Drexel, where at the same time it was hosted in the same neighborhood the police were searching for a body of a man who jumped in the Schuykill River after just shooting a police officer in Center City a few blocks away.

So where we goin' wif this? Other cities have had black mayors for several years by now. Some (Atlanta, Baltimore, DC, New Orleans, Houston, Philadelphia) are of significant size and importance to be signifigant in national politics or measure how the country's tide is turning. Most of these cities are not in the best of shape, but the ones mentioned above - with the unfortunate exception - for the moment - of New Orleans - are all viable important centers of American commerce. And even New Orleans, still an important shipping center, has hope. All to say, Philadelphia is at a crossroads where it will have to either evolve into a Black Mecca like Atlanta and DC have (and Baltimore could) or wallow in corruption like Newark and Detroit, who've had black mayors maybe too long. The city under John Street was not the best, and Nutter is left with a deficit budget, serious quality-of-life issues, and a violent and ever-continuing murder rate that clearly threatens a significant portion of the black community. Not necessarily the poorer sections, either. Serious crime have now reached their foregone middle-class communities like Mt. Airy and Overbrook. The elements of the same: hip-hop, drug trade, easy proliferation of guns by youths - are weaving their way into the fabric of our communities. The problem isn't the people - it's the laws and socioeconomic conditions that continue to persist as the cancers of our community. Read into this any way you wish - you must admit that we need to tighten up our communities for a uniform standard of how to live, what not to do (murder, for one) and how to share the wealth that is all around us. as well as some of their suburbslife in the city. Nutter just promised the CofC in Chester County PA that he will bring the region together, to metropolitanize Philadelphia for the betterment of all. He will have to tackle the lifestyle issues first, but will also have to walk a new path that becomes the model of how black urban mayors can become regional leaders of metropolitan areas, a path that all future mayors of that city will have to follow in the future.

Oh, and internationally Musharraf's going mad and trying to suppress Bhutto is a recipe for failure that can only end in a civil war. Imagine that: the Pakistanis in a civil war, the Turks attacking the Kurds in Turkey and Iraq, The Taliban still fighting UN troops in Afghanistan, and of course U.S. troops in Iraq.

And all is silent and quiet along the gray shelfs of the mountains where Bin Laden hides in Wazirastan. aaaahhhhhh....jjoooooyyyyyy!!

28 October 2007

Obama Promises a Forceful Stand Against Clinton - Ungawa Black Powa Part 2

David Ahntholz for The Pic
Published: October 28, 2007

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Oct. 27 — Senator Barack Obama says he will start confronting Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton more forcefully, disputing and challenging her views on key policy issues. Mr. Obama’s offensive comes just over two months before the first votes are cast for the Democratic nomination, and amidst concern by his aides, donors and other supporters that he has not exhibited the aggressiveness demanded by presidential politics, and that his lack of aggresiveness has allowed Mrs. Clinton to expand her lead in the presidential race.

* Obama the change candidate, as the JFK/Camelot 2 candidate, is fading fast. For one, he is having trouble sustaining the "safe" message (the "safe message" is vital to hold as it is the core of his popular appeal) as well as the charismatic change message a la John F. Kennedy did to a new generation of a modern, post WWII/Depression era young people? Today's young and anti-war crowd is really not one that has survived a real economic or political turmoil conflict, unless you just came over recently from a few places, or you count Paris Hilton's 47 hours in jail (HORRIFIC!) - yehm they just haven't been through it. It's a long race for him to sustain his message. But it's also a long race for him in experience. He's never run or been on a presidential campaign before, running all around the country, knowing the key stops. The stamina involved. The experience with the machine/apparatus/system of modern political campaigns. HIllary, as first lady, is uniquely above virtually all of them in experience with campaigns, save for Edwards, McCain and Kusinich. Richardson has national and international experience which gives him experience with a cross-country campaign schedule. The rest don't have experience running in a presidential campaign.

For months, Democrats, including some within Mr. Obama’s campaign, have questioned whether his promise to pursue a brand of politics that transcended partisanship had so handcuffed him that he could not compete in the most partisan of arenas.

Alan D. Solomont, a former contributor to both Mrs. Clinton and former President Bill Clinton who is now raising money for Mr. Obama in Boston, said there was a growing consensus that Mr. Obama had to ratchet up his intensity and draw sharper distinctions with Mrs. Clinton, of New York, and other rivals. “The only way that he’s going to be able to be clear with the American people,” Mr. Solomont said in an interview, “is to draw a distinction between his candidacy and his ideas about change and those of other candidates.”

In the interview, Mr. Obama, of Illinois, acknowledged that he had held back until now, though he asserted it was a calculated decision to introduce himself in early voting states before engaging opponents. But Mr. Obama said the plan had always been for him to take on Mrs. Clinton more directly in the fall. He glared and said no when asked if he lacked the stomach for confrontational politics. He'll get his first big test of his stomach this Tuesday night, when the Democrats meet for a nationally televised debate in Philadelphia.

There are growing signs that Mr. Obama is looking for a fresh start for his campaign after 9 months in which his aides said they were startled by the effectiveness of Mrs. Clinton’s campaign, and worried that her support was not as brittle as they had once believed. Donors and other supporters are asking why Mr. Obama was not challenging Mrs. Clinton more forcefully and warning that he could cede the role of the main anti-Clinton candidate to former Senator John Edwards of North Carolina, who is running an aggressive campaign in this area. Typically, one aide said, the supporter asks some version of the same question: “What happened to the Obama we saw at the 2004 Democratic convention?”

* what happened is simple. this brotha tryin' to stay alive! he don't need nor want to get out there too aggressive. he knows and we all know that a carbine will be pointed (if not one is already always pointed) at the back of his head somewhere below the ear lobe and temple, ready to take our this squire of America, this Black Man our savior, who would save you and be your champion against the robber-barons, someone who would, as McCain has now capitalized on phrasically, give us "Straight Talk" about what's really going on and how we're going to solve and deal with our people's real and immediate problems, who would find peace on earth of which we could be a part. But that is not to be. By the powers that run us, we need someone who will Caeserize the world in the name of democracy and freedom, and keep the system of America going. so that very few will make very many dollars. Until there's a collapse. The powers that be know this, and that's why they can't have an Obama in the White House too long. I assume Obama, at 45 and with a young child, wants to live and enjoy life for a while, a couple of decades at least, without worrying about meeting his fate while serving his country.

But here's Obama's turn of the heel...

Though Mr. Obama’s criticisms of Mrs. Clinton are getting sharper, they were still somewhat restrained, certainly when compared with the criticisms that have been voiced of Mrs. Clinton by Mr. Edwards and much of the Republican field. Mr. Obama rejected the suggestion that he had been constrained in taking on Mrs. Clinton more forcefully because of his promise, at the start of the campaign, to avoid the bitter partisanship of past campaigns. “I’ve been amused by seeing some of the commentary out of the Clinton camp, where every time we point out a difference between me and her, they say, ‘What happened to the politics of hope?’ which is just silly,” he said, laughing. Asked why it was silly, he responded: “The notion that somehow changing the tone means simply . . . . that we’re all holding hands and singing ‘Kumbaya’ is obviously not what I had in mind and not how I function. And anybody who thinks I have hasn’t been paying attention.”

* Ouuuoohh! is that a threat? hope so. Obama needs to get up there and bitchslap her, cuss her out, call her a liar or link her to one of the GOP lies about her, jump on top of her and tell her you'll have wild estacy-laced axphysiatic sex with her until she chokes & passes out and stays out until after January 4, the Iowa Caucus. That is, if he has the fuckin' balls for it. I have my doubts.....

25 October 2007

what!? O.J. Simpson gets to keep his fake Rolex! Whuuuuuutt!? Ask the Judge!

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) - O.J. Simpson is getting his watch back, because it's a fake.

The timepiece in question had been seized by attorneys for Fred Goldman, the father who won a multimillion wrongful-death lawsuit against Simpson.

But a judge says the watch, a fake Rolex, has to go back because it's worth only about $100. The judgment against Simpson exempts jewelry worth less than $6,075.

(Niiicce the judgment was tailored to the value of the real Rolex)

Goldman's lawyer had told the judge that he had a buyer willing to pay $10,000 for the watch anyway because it's Simpson's. But Simpson's lawyer argued that didn't mean Simpson is obligated to let his watch be sold, and the judge agreed.

(contract Law: you can't force a sale because of an offer to buy, especially if it wasn't the item you originally bargained for at the time the offer was still on the table. oh well, we now know that fake rolexes don't count, evidently.)

Goldman's lawyer says his client is disappointed with the ruling but will comply with it.

(LIKE HA! - like he had a choice)

Simpson's lawyer says if Goldman's attorney had been permitted to sell the watch, he might have gone after other possessions of little value and tried to sell them at a huge markup.

(which IS the PLAN that is held by all the vultures swirling around the corpse formerly known as O.J. but even in desert death he thrives and survives, playing golf and dining with his friends, oh well, nice try goldman - better luck next time)

(how did Gil-Scott go in that song "We Beg Your Pardon, America"? "..and all is quiet and tranquil and nice on the shore and white sands of San Clemente..")

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(then learn how to spell, bitches)

23 October 2007

Yahoo! "News" can DIE IN A FIRE!!


Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.

About 60,000 people responded to the online survey -- at www.travelandleisure.com -- which ranked 25 cities in categories including shopping, food, culture, and cityscape, said Amy Farley, senior editor at the magazine.

For unattractiveness, Philadelphia just beat out Washington DC and Dallas/Fort Worth for the bottom spot. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people, the poll found.

But Farley pointed out the results don't mean people in Philadelphia are ugly or the city is a bad place to visit.

"We were asking people to vote on attractiveness, not unattractiveness. Travel & Leisure editors believe there are a lot of attractive people in Philadelphia," she said.

"The relative attractiveness of its residents is only a minuscule factor in evaluating a city's merit."

Philadelphians' self-esteem has been undermined by national surveys showing they are among the fattest people in the United States. The American Obesity Association ranked the city in the top 10 for overweight people every year between 2000 and 2005.

And sporting pride in a city known for the fierce loyalty of its fans has been hurt by not having had a national champion in any of its four main sports since the 76ers won the National Basketball Association title in 1983.


Um ... No.





14 October 2007

Eagles Pull It Off While The Jets Do Some Soul-Searching

Scorecard: Eagles 16, Jets 9

Jets quarterback Chad Pennington was 11-for-21 passing for 128 yards with an interception on Sunday.

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J., Oct. 14 — It was a situation that seemed to play to Chad Pennington’s strengths: the Jets were inside the red zone, with the game on the line, and Laveranues Coles, the receiver with whom Pennington has a telepathic connection, was streaking toward the end zone.

The Jets were trailing the Philadelphia Eagles, 16-9, late in the fourth quarter when Pennington lofted the ball to Coles in the end zone on a fourth-and-1. It was a timing play they have completed like clockwork many times before, but on Sunday, as has been the case all season, the magic was missing.

The ball fell incomplete and the Jets lost for the third consecutive week. The Eagles, meantime, improved to 2-3 — and 9-0 after a bye week under Coach Andy Reid.

The Jets’ defense gave up some big plays — running back Brian Westbrook finished with 120 yards rushing and 36 receiving yards. But it was the offense, which has seemed strangely anemic under Pennington’s command, that drew boos from the Meadowlands crowd.

Brian Schottenheimer, the Jets’ offensive coordinator, had vowed on Friday to get the running game going. Sounding like a mechanic fresh from tinkering under the hood of a stalled car, he talked about identifying the problems and fixing them.

Whatever adjustments Schottenheimer made during the week looked like genius when Thomas Jones peeled out of the gate. On the Jets’ first play from scrimmage, he burst through a hole opened by left guard Adrien Clarke and sprinted 36 yards. It was the Jets’ longest run from scrimmage, far outdistancing Jones’s jaunts of 12 yards in three of the first five games.

The Jets rushed for 55 yards in the drive — 47 by Jones and 8 by Leon Washington — to set up a 30-yard field goal by Mike Nugent. They had 94 yards on the ground by the end of the quarter, which was 17 more than they were averaging per game.

Along with not being able to run the ball consistently, the Jets had not been able to tackle with any consistency. After missing 14 tackles in the 11-point loss to the Giants, the Jets incorporated one-on-one tackling drills into their practices last week.

It looked like a lot of wasted effort when receiver Kevin Curtis caught a short pass from quarterback Donovan McNabb on the Eagles’ opening series and shrugged off tackles by Andre Dyson and Eric Smith to turn a gain of a few yards into a 75-yard score.

A wicked wind made kicking into the east end zone an odyssey for both teams’ place kickers. Nugent missed wide right on a 44-yard attempt in the first quarter and the Eagles’ David Akers, who has converted 81.8 percent of his tries in nine years in the league, missed wide right from 41 yards twice in the second after making one from 22 on the second play of the quarter.

Akers’s first miss from 41 had the power to take the air out of the Eagles, coming as it did at the end of a 17-play drive that chewed 8 minutes, 18 seconds off the clock. But Pennington could not get the Jets’ offense rolling no matter how hard he cranked his arm and threw.

Pennington’s strong point has always been his accuracy and game management, but for the third consecutive week he made questionable decisions. He threw into triple coverage in the end zone early in the second quarter, trying to loft a pass to Jerricho Cotchery when the circumstances called for a dart. The pass was nearly intercepted and the Jets settled for a field goal.

In the third minute of the second half, Coles ran a crisp route to get open along the sideline but Pennington misfired on the throw. On the Jets’ next possession, he was intercepted by cornerback Sheldon Brown on an underthrown ball that was intended for Brad Smith.

Pennington was 11-for-21 passing for 128 yards but the only number that really matters is this: 1-5, which is how far the Jets have fallen from their 10-6 season of a year ago.

Best part though was the Jets wearing those cool New York Titans uniforms in remembrance of their roots. The Titans was the forerunner name of the New York Jets during its first two years when they were part of the old American Football League (AFL).

12 October 2007

Perhaps the DC Metro should grade the subway like New York's MTA does theirs...

Straphangers Give 4 Train A "C"

The 4 train received average marks from riders in the latest round of subway rider report cards.

Straphangers gave the 4 line an overall grade of “C,” finding the line satisfactory, but not exceptional. The highest grade was “B minus“ for a lack of graffiti in stations and subway cars. The lowest grade was "D plus" for informative and audible station announcements. ("Stand clear of the closing door, please")

As far as improvements, riders top priorities are more room during rush hour, fewer delays and shorter wait times. Yeah, it'd be nice to catch the first train instead of the third train because the first two were so damn overcrowded I couldnt get on!

Speaking of Bullies and Thugs.....

The previous article about Kerik and Guiliani just reminds me about the result of something that starts early in life. That something is the idea that being a bully and "tough" is something good. Only an asshole can really believe that. Sure, nice guys finish last, but what's so good about finishing first as a bad guy? It's a disease in our country that needs some Tylenol.

Here's something I wrote to a reporter at the Philly Ink today in response to that article about the 'crazy' kid who was about to do a Columbine at Plymouth-Whitemarsh High School and the 'crazier' one at that Cleveland Magnet School. This is dedicated to all of these 'crazy kids' and many more who are the victims of an arrogant culture, formerly known as the United States:

To: Dan Hardy
Philadelphia Inquirer
RE: Your Article on Bullying in Schools 10/12/07

Dear Dan,

The level of ignorance and denial in American society these days just
amazes me.

When I hear irresponsible politicians like Guiliani refute claims by
responsible politicians like Ron Paul that "blowback" is a root cause to
the rise in terrorism against the West, it reminds me of what "bullying"
and putting down others not as fortunate as ourselves have done to cause
violent outrages that result in the killing of lives, innocent or not
innocent. We see it more and more, when people come back and shoot former
coworkers, when rebuffed lovers lose it and pump rounds from a carbine into
them at a pizza party, when students all over the country are trying to
commit Columbine-styled killing sprees at their schools. Columbine itself
was the result of such root feelings. And then to hear the arrogance of
some who feel those people are "crazy", or "jealous" and laugh it off as
"too bad", or "they just hate us but we did nothing wrong", just cements
the ignorance or denial that something is really really wrong in society if
we have to put down others to prop ourselves up, or we have to hate others
who think differently than we do.

Of course the root cause was bullying. We can't stop all people from being
stupid, and the First Amendment is what it is. But we can do something
about people verbally abusing one another, and try to change bad and
anti-social behavior that invariably will lead to just such outcomes.
Schools and responsible adults need to step up and call it what it is -
wrong to do - and stop denying it's there. When denial is the way it's
handled, you get to write these stories because that will always be the
eventual outcome.

The Backweb of Rudy Guiliani is His Record!

..... the ugly side of Rudy just continues to show its skin. despite his status as the GOP front-runner, more and more bad stuff comes out on him every month. the firefighters who are swift-boating him on his hyping of his 9/11 record, his apparency as a one-issue candidate (9/11, since 'law and order' is now lost to fred thompson after all), his phony-baloney "hi honey" phone call stunts at fundraisers and stump speeches, his fucked-up marital and family life, his on-the-video-record as pro-gay, pro-abortion, and anti-gun control, talk of the GOP right-wing base defecting to a 3rd-party candidate because of the dissatisfaction among many Christian Right-wingers with his record - the list of we-barf-when-u-say-Rudy items just keeps growing.

..... but now, one item comes out that could well be totally toxic - like Larry Craig toxic - to his campaign. the news? behold:

( MUG SHOTS FOR LOVERS )

Bernard Kerik shortly after his arrest in 2006
Bernard Kerik shortly after his arrest in 2006

Federal prosecutors have told Bernard B. Kerik, whose nomination as homeland security secretary in 2004 ended in scandal, that he is going to be charged with several felonies, including tax evasion and conspiracy to commit wiretapping.

Kerik's indictment could set the stage for a courtroom battle that would draw attention to Kerik's extensive business and political dealings with former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, who personally recommended him to President Bush for the Cabinet. Giuliani, the front-runner for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination according to most polls, later called the recommendation a mistake.



Former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, right, with former police commissioner Bernard B. Kerik in November 2003.
Former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, right, with former police commissioner Bernard B. Kerik in November 2003. (By Shirley Bahadur -- Associated Press)

Kerik rose from being a warden and police detective to become Giuliani's campaign security adviser, corrections chief, police commissioner and eventual partner in Giuliani-Kerik, a security arm of Giuliani Partners, which Giuliani established after leaving office in 2001. Kerik resigned his positions in Giuliani's firm after he was nominated to the homeland security job.

The former mayor is not in any legal jeopardy, according to legal sources directly familiar with the investigation, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the inquiry is ongoing. He and his consulting firm have cooperated in the FBI's long-running investigation of Kerik.

During a recent meeting, federal prosecutors told Kerik's attorneys that they are preparing to charge Kerik with filing false information to the government when Bush nominated him to the Cabinet, according to the legal sources.

Prosecutors are also prepared to charge Kerik with violating federal tax laws, alleging that he did not declare on his tax returns gifts he received while serving as New York's corrections commissioner, including costly renovations to an apartment he had bought, the sources said. The FBI is investigating loans Kerik received while he was in private business with Giuliani, the sources said, as well as information Kerik had omitted from a mortgage application.

The case against Kerik that federal prosecutors are preparing could generate uncomfortable political attention for Giuliani because it focuses on Kerik's activities while the two men were in government together and were jointly running Giuliani-Kerik, which was paid millions of dollars for advising upstart companies, doing federal work and consulting with clients overseas.

Kerik's legal troubles could damage the law-and-order image that is the bedrock of Giuliani's campaign, said Republican political consultant Nelson Warfield, who is not aligned with any 2008 candidate. "Kerik has potential to undermine his image as a competent leader and someone best fit to fight terrorism," Warfield said. "Either he had fundamentally bad information about Kerik, or he was reckless in not knowing enough about a man who was that close to him."

It all raises issues about the man who would be king of the free world and champion America into the next phase of the War on Terror, who will make major geopolitical decisions like waging war with Iran and much more during the rest of this decade and perhaps beyond. At worst, you might be electing a thug, a crook, or one who associates with criminals, who will bring your world down in ways Bin Laden could only dream of.

Do you even want to consider taking that chance?


11 October 2007

Stupid, but true (for someone) stories on the Metro



Since I spend a good deal of my life on the Metro - riding the Metro, waiting for the Metro, stuck in a tunnel on the Metro - here's a little anecdote I wrote to pass the time in the office. See and Saw, and So Done:

Red line to Shady Grove (Shady Grove!), and the car was uncrowded for 8:35 in the morning. Maybe I am one of few, but I always wonder where the person sitting next to me, or who I'm standing next to, is going. Where are they going to get off, and how far will they have to travel to get to their destination? Will they have to take the dreaded Metro bus that never runs on time? Will they have to walk 14 blocks in those incredibly painful, but cute, stilettos? Are they really that interested in the Express columns? Who can stand reading those things anyway?

Even worse, what if they have to transfer, and their connecting line is experiencing "residual delays"? RESIDUAL DELAYS. The horrific, dreaded fear of the daily commuter, who half the time doesn't even know what "residual" means, but they know that their asses will be late. They hurriedly pull out their blackberries (if they are fortunate to have underground service) and phone the office, letting their superiors know that they are suck waiting for this damn train. Those of us that don't have expensive communicative devices don't freak out, because we know that our bosses won't be in until noon, where we can fool around on Livejournal until lunch time.

20 minutes later, the train still hasn't arrived. People are packed like sardines on the platform, some of them standing dangerously close to the edge where one little slip would send them plummeting face first onto the rat-infested tracks. The trains are single tracking, and four Orange line trains in the direction of who gives a fuck passes on the wrong side. People are starting to complain. Metro service men in orange and yellow jackets maneuver through the crowd, calling out incoherent directions to the crowd.

I would bet 50 bucks that if someone would've fallen into the tracks, the train would have been there 15 minutes ago. But that matters neither here nor there for me, because I am already at my destination on the upper west side of the Red line (to Shady Grove!), thankful that I don't have to deal with the headache of Metro Center getter-offer-transferee's.

30 September 2007

Larry Craig Ain't Resigning!

NEWS FLASH:

Last week Senator Larry Craig kept his promise to "intend to resign" by the end of this month. He has resigned to intend to keep his post as U.S. Senator until the judge rules on not only whether he can change his plea, but through the outcome of the result to overturn his plea deal conviction. In short, he ain't going, folks. That could easily take months. IN FACT, IT WILL!

That's really what he "intended" to do all along.

He's got Billy Martin, one of the best lawyers money can buy these days (not that it helped Scooter Libby or Michael Vick all that much), and a mouthful of legal and political mumbo-jumbo to spit out at the media wolves and buy time until the final judicial determination is made, and perhaps more time than that, since it is unlikely he will do time for any of this regardless of outcome.

This good news must be giving the GOP agita since all of this fun will likely flow well into 2008, and will make wonderful cake and ice cream for the Dems to serve out to its guests for several months as well. I just can't wait for the political commercials, not just those after the nominees are picked, but the ones running up to the conventions. If I were Hillary, Obama or John (I'll bet John will), I'd be making Larry Craig fudge-packers for lunch right now, ready to serve on Super Tuesday.

If I were advising Rudy, I'd tell him to make up with his kids ASAP, so they can help him delete all versions of his gay pride day cross-dressing videos off the web, especially those on YouTube.

Only O.J. ranks higher on the hypocrisy scale of "IF I DID IT" True Charlie Murphy Stories.

Yup. Y'all got played.

check the time where you're at on the Big Board...