25 October 2007

what!? O.J. Simpson gets to keep his fake Rolex! Whuuuuuutt!? Ask the Judge!

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) - O.J. Simpson is getting his watch back, because it's a fake.

The timepiece in question had been seized by attorneys for Fred Goldman, the father who won a multimillion wrongful-death lawsuit against Simpson.

But a judge says the watch, a fake Rolex, has to go back because it's worth only about $100. The judgment against Simpson exempts jewelry worth less than $6,075.

(Niiicce the judgment was tailored to the value of the real Rolex)

Goldman's lawyer had told the judge that he had a buyer willing to pay $10,000 for the watch anyway because it's Simpson's. But Simpson's lawyer argued that didn't mean Simpson is obligated to let his watch be sold, and the judge agreed.

(contract Law: you can't force a sale because of an offer to buy, especially if it wasn't the item you originally bargained for at the time the offer was still on the table. oh well, we now know that fake rolexes don't count, evidently.)

Goldman's lawyer says his client is disappointed with the ruling but will comply with it.

(LIKE HA! - like he had a choice)

Simpson's lawyer says if Goldman's attorney had been permitted to sell the watch, he might have gone after other possessions of little value and tried to sell them at a huge markup.

(which IS the PLAN that is held by all the vultures swirling around the corpse formerly known as O.J. but even in desert death he thrives and survives, playing golf and dining with his friends, oh well, nice try goldman - better luck next time)

(how did Gil-Scott go in that song "We Beg Your Pardon, America"? "..and all is quiet and tranquil and nice on the shore and white sands of San Clemente..")

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(then learn how to spell, bitches)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

somehow i get the feeling o.j. will either be out in 6 months or someone will try to kill him!

Anonymous said...

You write very well.

check the time where you're at on the Big Board...