04 April 2008

UHHHH....this shit is DEEP!!!!!!

No i just can't think of it fast enuf! yes yes yes the freaks were deep in the streets last night. here are some highlights from the NYPD Daily Blotter, as published in the New York Post on Friday, April 4 2008:

Manhattan
a homeless man was arrested for slapping and robbing his ex-girlfriend on the Upper East Side, auhorities said yesterday.

Victor Rodriguez, 59, old, and major deep, was living "in or behind a Dumpster" near the apartment building - and get this - of his ex's on 94th and 1st.

apparently dude was mad. he bitch-slapped her in front of the building, took her purse and lifted $40 and rolled. like as if he just don't get no respect, an 'anonymous caller' (guess who most likely?) called the cops and told them they could find asshole sleeping in the Dumpster (as in trash dumpster) which he was. charged with assault & robbery, he was arraigned Monday per the Manhattan D.A.'s office.

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