Here's some funnies a friend passed on to my cell the other day:
A vampire goes into a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says 'I thought you guys only drank blood'. The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says 'I'm making tea'.
And here's a brain-twista fo' ya:
Q of the Day: If you have sex with a hooker against her will, is it rape or is it shoplifting?
A: Shoplifitng. You were in the store, right?
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